Buyers needed
Attention! These items' owner is moving to Hell and urgently needs money to buy one-way tickets for family and cronies.
- Votes of illiterate, uneducated, ignorant, brainless, heartless, money-hungry, traitor-status-pending individuals
- Cabinet posts
- Representative seats
- Senate seats
- The whole Congress
- The whole pack of corrupt TRT party members
- Most corrupt law professors-turned-politicians
- Constitution Court judges
- Military and police personnel--fully equipped with firearms and artillery
- Ex-communists, highly skilled in strategic planning and executing guerrilla tactics, along with mudslinging and bringing down the monarchy system
- All branches of the Audit Systems (Money laundering, Graft, etc.)
- Stock Exchange of Thailand
- Securities and Exchange Commission appointees
- Election Commission appointees
- National Satellite orbit
- All telecommunications network and operations
- All state-owned TV stations
- All state-owned radio stations
- Tabloid daily newspapers, preferably with a green motif
- The New Airport and all the associated businesses
- The former Petroleum Authority of Thailand (PTT)
- The Electricity Generating Authority of Thailand
- Both the Metropolitan and Provincial Waterworks Authorities
- Properties in prime locations around Thailand
- Rectors of the Agriculture University and one of the open universities
- All state-own TV stations' talkshow hosts and news anchors
- Fully armed thugs around Thailand
Interested in buying? Please contact Thaksin Shinawatra, caretaker Prime Minister, for further details. Unequal opportunity guaranteed. Highest bidders are guaranteed to win.
- Votes of illiterate, uneducated, ignorant, brainless, heartless, money-hungry, traitor-status-pending individuals
- Cabinet posts
- Representative seats
- Senate seats
- The whole Congress
- The whole pack of corrupt TRT party members
- Most corrupt law professors-turned-politicians
- Constitution Court judges
- Military and police personnel--fully equipped with firearms and artillery
- Ex-communists, highly skilled in strategic planning and executing guerrilla tactics, along with mudslinging and bringing down the monarchy system
- All branches of the Audit Systems (Money laundering, Graft, etc.)
- Stock Exchange of Thailand
- Securities and Exchange Commission appointees
- Election Commission appointees
- National Satellite orbit
- All telecommunications network and operations
- All state-owned TV stations
- All state-owned radio stations
- Tabloid daily newspapers, preferably with a green motif
- The New Airport and all the associated businesses
- The former Petroleum Authority of Thailand (PTT)
- The Electricity Generating Authority of Thailand
- Both the Metropolitan and Provincial Waterworks Authorities
- Properties in prime locations around Thailand
- Rectors of the Agriculture University and one of the open universities
- All state-own TV stations' talkshow hosts and news anchors
- Fully armed thugs around Thailand
Interested in buying? Please contact Thaksin Shinawatra, caretaker Prime Minister, for further details. Unequal opportunity guaranteed. Highest bidders are guaranteed to win.